How old do you look?

HAVE YOU BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,


"SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"





I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW


DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY,


I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??





UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS


BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO


HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMMM,...OR COULD HE???





AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK


HIGH SCHOOL.


"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.


"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.





HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"





"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.





HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.





THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-***** ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH

How old do you look?
LOL THAT WAS SO FUNNY ME AND MY DAD WERE CRACKING UP...LOL...I WOULD BE SO MAD
Reply:snore
Reply:lol that wuz funny!
Reply:oh holy **** that was mean!


i mean look at what he looked like!


and yes people age differently its just what their bodys go through
Reply:hehe thanks for that one! star for you
Reply:egh?
Reply:That is awful you have my deepest sympathy, if you want it.
Reply:he was looking at you the same way you were looking at him


soory but i am laughing right now very funny


i would say i still get carded i look younger than i am
Reply:omg i luaghed at the last be soo hard poor u hun
Reply:Lol, yeah


It hurts when it comes back doesn't it ?
Reply:lol, id be soooo mad if that happened!


*star for you*


=)
Reply:OMG!that is So messed up!!!!
Reply:omfg!!! effing hilarious!!!that is ****ing mean!!!
Reply:ROFL this just made my day XD