Getting old............joke?

----- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"





WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS TALE FROM A WOMAN!!





I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.





SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK- HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS NEARLY 40 YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.





THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINE D MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .





"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.





"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.





HE ANSWERED, "IN 1968. WHY DO YOU ASK?"





"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.





HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-***** ASKED,





"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

Getting old............joke?
i actually laughed so loud i startled my cat. good one
Reply:LOL..thats funny..thats good..poor old ppl..i hope i never get old :)
Reply:Wow, thats brilliant, 10/10. but why the upper case typing?? xx
Reply:good one!
Reply:kinda funny
Reply:that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry if that did happen to you tho. ♥
Reply:LOL Ha aha ha was that a true story?
Reply:great joke. im tired of the old ones, but this one is fresh outta the oven! lol





next time without caps, b/c its harder to read
Reply:Lol. thats wierd!
Reply:hilarious!
Reply:I saw Kung-Pow.It was sooo funny.
Reply:oh crap lol dats really funny
Reply:ur on a roll pmsl 10/10
Reply:That's hilarious!

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